KUNG FU FOR BUNNIES

SkyMall is well known for its stupid and useless products.  When I was flying back from Missouri, I found the following items are are extra stupid.

Something special for Mom's garden

Sasquatch?  Yeti?  Big Foot?  I don't know.  If I could

teach it to mow the lawn, it would be perfect.

$900 for my own Easter Island by the gardenias.

Seriously. WTF?

Pay special attention to the logo on the side.

OK.  This is pretty cool.

Because I can't get enough of that Texas Hold Me

Classy

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