Thursday, March 17, 2011

Epic Rock Band Reunion

It's time to get the band back together.  Hockey Teeth: Northeastern Geiger County's preeminent retro death country group has reorganized for a tri-county spring tour.  The only problem is, we have decided to change our name to keep up with the times.  We've come up with a couple names.  


Check it out.  And if you have better names, please comment and give us your suggestions.


BAND NAME SUGGESTIONS:


Adult children of Heterosexuals
Alcoholics Unanimous
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Are These My Pants?
Electric Death Chickens
Bordering on Retarded
Buck Naked and the Saddle Sores
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
The Dick Nixons
Full Throttle Aristotle
Global Disrobal
Guitarantula
Hard Drinkin' Housewives
The Hostile Amish
Icky Boyfriends
Jazz Iguanas
Knee Deep Shag
My Dog has Hitler's Brain
Naugahide Chihuahuas
Not Drowning, Waving
UF Lowrider
Testoster-Tones
Waffle House Music
Fallopian Tube Socks
Goldfish Don't Bounce
Factory Dealer Incentives
Jean Paul Sartre Experience


Let us know your ideas.



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