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| Shut up Dwight |
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| I'm up for it. |
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| Where was this book last Friday? |
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| I hope this explains it. |
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| You know who you are. Suck it. |
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| Yes. Sometimes it is. |
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| Our nation's smallest state |
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| I'm stealing your paper too. |
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| In the words of the old country song: She tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat. |
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| It's either the greatest halloween costume ever, or an even greater baby sitting method. |
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| Sometimes, you just need to build a pillow fort. |
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| I though it was Frosted Flakes |
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| Presented as a public service to all you ladies out there. |
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| The hardest call I ever had to make |
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| ...and so goes internet dating |
