Showing posts with label bacon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bacon. Show all posts

Friday, April 12, 2013

Uncle Rusty's Tips for Better Living


1.      Spend time with people who make you smile and avoid those who you feel pressured to impress.

    Your friend’s dream might be impossible.  Don’t tell them so, or you’ll be embarrassed when they prove you wrong.

    Don’t change yourself to try and make someone love you.  It will never last.

    There are bridges to burn and bridges to cross.  Wisdom is the ability to differentiate the two.

    Embrace loneliness.  If you’re lucky, you will learn to be your own best friend.

    Stop buying things with money you don’t have to impress people you don’t know.

    Don’t look for love.  It will find you.  There is someone out there who knows all about your flaws and shortcomings and still thinks you are amazing.

    Everyone has issues.  Life isn’t easy for anyone.  We don’t know what others have gone through.  Don’t judge, criticize or mock others.  They’re fighting their own wars and slaying their own inner demons.

    The best way to get back at your enemies is to be successful and happy.  It’s the best revenge.

    Stop trying to be cool.  Focus on being yourself. 

    Embrace change.  After the awkwardness and scary feelings pass, you will be better and bolder.

    It wasn’t a value if it’s easily compromised.  It’s only an opinion.

    Be able to laugh at yourself. 

    The average man does not control his life.  It takes great courage to actually control the direction your life takes.

    Never let anyone criticize your close friends in front of you.

    Sometimes creativity looks just like insanity.

    Nietzche said, “I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on, I can’t believe you.”  Break a trust once, and it can take a lifetime to repair.

     It costs nothing to be polite and grateful to the people you encounter every day.  Be kind to both friends and strangers.

    Standing up to your principles can be difficult.  You can’t waver because your beliefs are not popular. 

    Identify your principles.  They will get you through difficult times. Nelson Mandela was willing to be held captive for decades because of his principles.  What sacrifices are your principles worth?

     Learn to honestly love yourself.  Love your strengths, accept your weaknesses.  This can be the most difficult thing some people ever do.  It can take a long time to accomplish.  It can be painful.  But, once you do, you will begin to be truly happy.

    Never pass up an opportunity to eat bacon.

      My apologies for the lack of humor.  Sometimes I'm up at 3:00am and these thoughts come to my head and I can't sleep until they are on paper.  

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Picture Dump for Bunnies

I MISS THOSE LITTLE CHATS WITH MOM.

HOW I FELT WHEN SHE BROKE UP WITH ME

OR TUCUMCARI

READY FOR MY NEXT ROUND OF INTERNET DATING

MR.KELTING WAS MORE REALISTIC THAN HE WAS INSPIRATIONAL


SHE WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND I FELL IN LOVE


ONE MORE YEAR UNTIL I'M OFFICIALLY MIDDLE AGED

POSSIBLY THE COOLEST SHOES EVER

TACO NIGHT ON THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
  
OUCH!  OUCH!  OUCH! AAAAH!


SO TRUE

IT'S A CLASSY ESTABLISHMENT

MIKE KNOWS


THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
                                       



NO MIDGETS WERE HARMED IN THIS MAKING OF THIS  MOVIE


A CANDID SHOT OF THE POLICE ESCORTING ME AWAY FROM HER HOUSE


Monday, February 28, 2011

Horray for Tax Returns

I just got my tax return.  I ventured onto the internets and got some essentials for the home.  

Here's what UPS will be bringing soon.

A Red Swingline Stapler


Neon Ant Farm


Cattle Abduction Bed Lamp



New Shower Curtain and Matt


Tetris Ice Cube Tray



Do It Yourself Easter Island Kit



Emergency Bacon



Cowbell!!!!



New Beer Glasses



Pizza Cutter



Marsmallows



Star Trek Phaser



Faucet Lights



Bacon Scented Candle


Inflatable Brain



R2D2 Pepper Grinder