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| I MISS THOSE LITTLE CHATS WITH MOM. |
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| HOW I FELT WHEN SHE BROKE UP WITH ME |
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| OR TUCUMCARI |
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| READY FOR MY NEXT ROUND OF INTERNET DATING |
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| MR.KELTING WAS MORE REALISTIC THAN HE WAS INSPIRATIONAL |
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| SHE WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND I FELL IN LOVE |
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| ONE MORE YEAR UNTIL I'M OFFICIALLY MIDDLE AGED |
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| POSSIBLY THE COOLEST SHOES EVER |
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| TACO NIGHT ON THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE |
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| OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! AAAAH! |
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| SO TRUE |
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| IT'S A CLASSY ESTABLISHMENT |
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| MIKE KNOWS |
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| THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID |
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| NO MIDGETS WERE HARMED IN THIS MAKING OF THIS MOVIE |
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| A CANDID SHOT OF THE POLICE ESCORTING ME AWAY FROM HER HOUSE |
