OK.  It's been a long time since I've posted.  It's not my fault.  I fell in love, and love kills my creativity.  I've been working on a few stories that will be here soon.  In the meanwhile, enjoy some random weirdness I've collected.
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| Cool is where you find it. | 
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| This has always been my creedo | 
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| I've been drinking this stuff for YEARS 
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| I love old 70's ads.  Yep, buy this clutch and get some hot babes. 
 
 
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| I'm just sayin'.... | 
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| YEEEEE HAAAAA | 
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| Location.  Location. Location. | 
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| You tell 'em Mom | 
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| AutoErotica | 
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| Do it Yourself | 
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| BALLZ | 
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| Hotties at the Gay Pride Parade.   I know up front THEY won't sleep with me. | 
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| Buy one. | 
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| "A backseat big enough to reenact the final scene of Caligula. | 
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| In Russia... | 
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| Girls with Guns. | 
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| I'd been doing all wrong before I read the sign. | 
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| The conference didn't appreciate me showing up dressed as a porn star. | 
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| SFWA:  sunflower with attitude. | 
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| The story of my life | 
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| I can't wait until they show up at the surplus stores. | 
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| Life at my sister's house. | 
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| Don't worry.  I'm going back into therapy soon.  I miss Dr. Stan's comfy chairs. | 
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| Yummy! | 
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| This should explain it all. |