Friday, April 5, 2013

Take me out to the ball game


I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, the novels oof Susan Sontage are self-indulgent, overrated crap.  I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.  I believe their ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.  I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening you presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.


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