Why we were cool - Why we sucked

Nothin' better than a Texas Big Hair

Even Brad Pitt couldn't pull off the mullet

The ultimate red neck muscle car

The rolling disaster

The greatest band ever.  Period.

Was it Disco?  Was it Pop?  I know it sucked.

I still wear "Spicolis"

Patented leather platforms.  The Gremlin of Shoes

Life wasn't the same after hearing this album

The KMart David Bowie

Skating pools.  Running from Cops. Original outlaws.

Too much Lycra for me.

Run DMC made us understand why it's cool

Vanilla Ice made us forget.

It's a Vuarnet Day

Were we going to scale Mount Kilimanjaro after Econ Class?