Monday, July 16, 2012

Everything I need to know, I learned watching Groundhog Day

Nineteen years ago, Bill Murray started in Groundhog Day.  I is one of the most profound and life changing movies I have ever seen.  It is the Mr. Smith Goes to Washington of Marmot movies.  In 2006, the film was added to the United States National Registers for being culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant.  Look it up.  I'm not kidding.




After multiple viewing I finally realized the nexus of Director Harold Ramis and the great philosophers of western civilization.


Here is a sampling of the great lessons I've learned.

  • Trains don't swerve
  • Drunk is more fun
  • If your gonna shoot, aim high.  You don't wanna hit the groundhog.
  • Don't drive angry
  • Go to the Virgin Islands.  Meet someone.  Eat lobster and drink pina colodas.  At sunset, make love like sea otters.  That'll be a pretty good day.
  • It's never too early for flapjacks.
  • Call me Ringo
  • Nancy owns a dress shop and makes noises like a chipmunk when she gets "real" excited.
  • Television failes to captures the true excitement of a squirrel predicting the weathers.
  • $339.88
  • I'm a god.  Not THE God.
  • When Checkhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope.  Yet we know that it is just another step in the cycle of life.  But being with friends and basking the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.
  • Say a prayer and drink to world peace.
Namaste my friends.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

A wonderful day in Radiation Valley

Shut up Dwight

I'm up for it.

Where was this book last Friday?

I hope this explains it.

You know who you are.  Suck it.

Yes.  Sometimes it is.

Our nation's smallest state

I'm stealing your paper too.

In the words of the old country song:
She tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.

It's either the greatest halloween costume ever, or
an even greater baby sitting method.

Sometimes, you just need to build a pillow fort.

I though it was Frosted Flakes


Presented as a public service to all you ladies out there.

The hardest call I ever had to make

...and so goes internet dating


Thursday, June 21, 2012

Picture Dump for Bunnies

I MISS THOSE LITTLE CHATS WITH MOM.

HOW I FELT WHEN SHE BROKE UP WITH ME

OR TUCUMCARI

READY FOR MY NEXT ROUND OF INTERNET DATING

MR.KELTING WAS MORE REALISTIC THAN HE WAS INSPIRATIONAL


SHE WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND I FELL IN LOVE


ONE MORE YEAR UNTIL I'M OFFICIALLY MIDDLE AGED

POSSIBLY THE COOLEST SHOES EVER

TACO NIGHT ON THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
  
OUCH!  OUCH!  OUCH! AAAAH!


SO TRUE

IT'S A CLASSY ESTABLISHMENT

MIKE KNOWS


THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
                                       



NO MIDGETS WERE HARMED IN THIS MAKING OF THIS  MOVIE


A CANDID SHOT OF THE POLICE ESCORTING ME AWAY FROM HER HOUSE


Tuesday, May 22, 2012

ANOTHER DAY OF AWESOME

THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

DADDY'S LITTLE BABY SITTER



SELF DEFENSE FOR DILL HOLES

IT'S PRINTED IN EVERY GOVERNMENT BREAK ROOM.

CONGRATULATIONS GRADUATES

YOU LOVE THE BAND.  BUY THE TAPE.


SOMETIMES I LIKE TO DO IMPRESSIONS OF SNOOPY

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CONTEXT


BOB OSHMAN IS THE MAN

I'M NOT A ROCKET SURGEON.  I'M A BRAIN SCIENTIST

LIVE TO RIDE.  RIDE TO THE DINER


THIS EXPLAINS IT ALL

YOU WILL NEVER BE A COOL AS THIS GUY

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

I came across this at Eatliver.com.  This is a helpful piece of information for all you fathers of teenage girls.