When Pigs Fly

I'm flying out to Saint Louis in a couple weeks.  I'm looking forward to the TSA inspection.  I'm going to double up and get my prostate exam out of the way while I'm there.

I don't fly as often as I used to and am a little rusty on flying protocol.  Things certainly have changed.  

Hopefully, I'll get to fly out on one of Boeing's new 797 StratoSuckers.

But, I believe that I'm sure the company is going to send me out on the Lockheed Bumble Bee.

I pray that I get an aisle seat.  

At least I don't have to go through Atlanta this time.